Let’s get
real – people with guns and ammunition kill people. There is overwhelming evidence that restrictions on access to
semiautomatic weapons, high-capacity magazines, and just plain guns reduce
gun-related deaths – not just murders but suicides and accidental deaths. Despite that, it seems unlikely Congress is
going to do anything that could actually make Americans safer and reduce the
carnage. But does this mean we should
throw in the towel? Absolutely not – a
towel thrown in the air could easily be mistaken for a skeet, with very
unpleasant consequences. Yelling
“Duck!” when throwing the towel would only increase the risk.
Instead, we
need accept that our elected representatives lack the guts to stand up to the
gun lobby and move on to more constructive ways of dealing with the mayhem we
know will continue coming. First, there
is an obvious way to make guns save at least as many lives as they take. No, I don’t mean requiring every man, woman,
and child to pack heat. More guns =
more death, remember? Rather, without
restricting access to guns at all, we simply pass a law that requires anyone
owning a gun to agree to be an organ donor – the Owner-Donor law. Sure, you say, but what about those cases
where the gun owner has not committed suicide or been shot with his or her own
gun, hopefully sparing the heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, and other
transplantable organs? No problem –
living organ donation is already accepted and widespread. If you shoot someone with your gun and it is
not found to have been self-defense against a legitimate mortal threat, you
have just agreed to donate a kidney and/or a lobe of your liver. You can keep your other kidney – unless you
do it again. If your gun is not
securely stored and is used by another person to harm someone, you have also
just agreed to become a donor – thank you.
Use of a gun in committing a crime, similarly, should constitute an
automatic donation consent, so if your stolen gun is used to commit a crime,
thank you twice!
Imagine the
headlines this policy could create.
“RISE IN GUN DEATHS OVERWHELMS HOSPITALS WITH ORGAN TRANSPLANTS – ORGAN
WAITING LISTS ELIMINATED!”
Of course,
some might criticize this as a facile oversimplification that ignores the real
complexities involved. Adult-sized
organs are not suitable for transplantation into children, so how could this
proposal address the needs of children awaiting organ transplants? But I am not the only person to offer facile
oversimplifications in the debate about gun violence. Wayne LaPierre of the National Rifle Association made the absurd
statement after Newtown that the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
is a good guy with a gun. But that
strategy did not stop Columbine.
Besides, what if the good guy has a bad day? Do we need two armed good guys, keeping eyes on each other all
the time? And then how will they see
the armed bad guy approaching?
Instead, we
need to mandate that all schoolchildren pack heat in school. Given the importance of guns in American
society, it is criminal that we are not devoting at least 25% of time in school
to guns. If recess were changed to
target practice and physical education (or science – gun advocates don’t seem
to have much use for that) to firearm education, we could finally lead the
world in one area of education and guarantee that any bad guy thinking of going
into a school for target practice would think at least twice. Which would be at least two times more than
many gun advocates seem to be thinking.
But, you
say, kids tend to have poor impulse control and not think through the long-term
consequences of their behaviors. If
Sally dumps Harry’s lunch tray, isn’t there a risk that Harry will draw and
somebody, or some bodies, get shot?
Sure, but it’s a small price to pay for liberty. Besides, did you forget about all the kids
on the organ transplant waiting list?
With Owner-Donor, when Harry shot Sally could yield 2 kidneys from the
late Sally, 1 from Harry, another from Harry’s mom or dad who was the
registered owner, plus Sally’s other useful organs.
As the
famous American philosopher Benjamin Parker once said to his nephew, “With
great power, comes great responsibility.”
It is time for American gun owners to step up to the plate – and the
operating room gurney.